Fudpansas is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, kind seal.

Fudpansas created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fudpansas, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fudpansas, it will destroy your home planet.

Fudpansas' most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Fudpansas' Holy Commandments

1. Never curse while facing east.

2. Never allow shrews to witness sacred rites.

3. Do not step barefoot upon turquoise earth.

4. Never paint your hands black.

5. Never talk about planets.