Nultigyat is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, contented parrot.

Nultigyat created the Milkyway seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nultigyat, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nultigyat, it will turn you into a puffin.

Nultigyat's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Nultigyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt sheep.

2. Always help ducks.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never speak of fate in the presence of strangers.

5. Nultigyat must be the most important thing in your life.