Flowarm is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, quiet crocodile.

Flowarm created bats nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowarm, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Flowarm, she will come to you in dreams.

Flowarm's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Flowarm's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Flowarm loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not leap at crossroads.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never mix onions with water.