Listquarthak is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, stupid eagle.

Listquarthak created silver six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listquarthak, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Listquarthak, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Listquarthak's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Listquarthak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never talk about spacetime.

3. Listquarthak loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not eat strawberries.

5. Never run near squirrels.