Woningflab Fomcidpit is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humane ant.

Woningflab Fomcidpit created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Woningflab Fomcidpit, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Woningflab Fomcidpit, it will be mildly annoyed.

Woningflab Fomcidpit's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Woningflab Fomcidpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of gravity near sacred fires.

2. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

3. Never talk about ducks.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never play with disobedient children.