Kanxuckyarp is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, all-powerful butterfly.

Kanxuckyarp created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kanxuckyarp, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Kanxuckyarp, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Kanxuckyarp's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Kanxuckyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bread.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. You must never eat peanuts.

4. Do not keep five seals in a large pit.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.