Flangongum is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, idiotic grasshopper.

Flangongum created a charm quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flangongum, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flangongum, it will throw large rocks at you.

Flangongum's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Flangongum's Holy Commandments

1. Flangongum loves ducks, so they must be respected.

2. Flangongum loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

5. Never travel toward the west during spring.