Poplaknig Cissabapp is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciless hare.

Poplaknig Cissabapp created matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Poplaknig Cissabapp, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Poplaknig Cissabapp, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Poplaknig Cissabapp's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Poplaknig Cissabapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record secrets concerning planets.

2. Do not travel during winter.

3. Shun those given to sloth.

4. Always wear plain hats during rituals.

5. Never think about chlorophyll.