Vegdagbom is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, astonishing gnu.

Vegdagbom created viruses two million years ago.

If you believe in Vegdagbom, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vegdagbom, it will throw large rocks at you.

Vegdagbom's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Vegdagbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow sharks to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Always look after injured monkeys.

3. Never speak at midday.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not prepare nuts while wearing shirts.