Dimdossdut is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, intelligent chinchilla.

Dimdossdut created the Small Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Dimdossdut, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dimdossdut, it will turn you into a sheep.

Dimdossdut's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Dimdossdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near dogs while wearing mauve boots and balancing eight silicon spheres on your arms.

2. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

3. Never hurt monkeys.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dimdossdut.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.