Renruttam is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, witty penguin.

Renruttam created matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Renruttam, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Renruttam, she will turn you into a mole.

Renruttam's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Renruttam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always wash your neck before prayer.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Remain kneeling during prayer.