Wadgubpag is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, charitable crane.

Wadgubpag created the planet Jupiter five million years ago.

If you believe in Wadgubpag, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wadgubpag, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Wadgubpag's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Wadgubpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not step barefoot upon fawn earth.