Gunbassnil is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, caring deer.

Gunbassnil created bats four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gunbassnil, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gunbassnil, he will jump up and down on your head.

Gunbassnil's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Gunbassnil's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain coats during rituals.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

3. Do not prepare bananas while filled with pride.

4. Gunbassnil loves moths, so they must be honoured.

5. Never think about nebulae.