Mitfengedget is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, charitable dragonfly.

Mitfengedget created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitfengedget, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mitfengedget, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Mitfengedget's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Mitfengedget's Holy Commandments

1. Put Mitfengedget first in all things.

2. Always wear fawn.

3. Always obey Mitfengedget's priests.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near frogs while wearing turquoise coats and balancing nine iron spheres on your legs.

5. Never allow whales to witness sacred rites.