Nibyattraw is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, slow crane.

Nibyattraw created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.

If you believe in Nibyattraw, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nibyattraw, it will turn you into a goat.

Nibyattraw's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Nibyattraw's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peas.

2. Always act with obedience.

3. Pray only in darkness.

4. Never feed figs to bats while wearing corsets.

5. Never mark doors with pink.