Febnibnan is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, confident penguin.

Febnibnan created a photon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febnibnan, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Febnibnan, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Febnibnan's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Febnibnan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Hide from green badgers for they are unholy.

3. Never speak aloud of secrets.

4. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

5. Never speak of order in the presence of children.