Kop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, sapient hare.

Kop created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Kop, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kop, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Kop's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Kop's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch water while tainted.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never pray while filled with joy.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never mix figs with ash.