Timflamxen is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciful duck.

Timflamxen created an atom four million years ago.

If you believe in Timflamxen, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Timflamxen, he will turn you into a rock.

Timflamxen's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Timflamxen's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Timflamxen.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not speak sacred words in spring.