Zaglapgatvig is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tranquil wolf.

Zaglapgatvig created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zaglapgatvig, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Zaglapgatvig, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Zaglapgatvig's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Zaglapgatvig's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not kill sharks.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always act with obedience.

5. Always share cherries with strangers, but never with foxes.