Rutstervab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, temperamental dog.

Rutstervab created energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rutstervab, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rutstervab, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Rutstervab's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Rutstervab's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never speak of fate in the presence of elders.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not gather at wells at midnight.