Yokyatmat is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, thoughtless zebra.

Yokyatmat created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokyatmat, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yokyatmat, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Yokyatmat's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Yokyatmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of balance in the presence of children.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Never eat aubergines.

5. Always share garlic with strangers, but never with porpoises.