Fod is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, intelligent lobster.

Fod created a quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fod, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fod, he will come to you in dreams.

Fod's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Fod's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never adorn your legs with mauve markings.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never discuss eukaryotes in public assemblies.

5. Never travel toward the west during winter.