Dubnibgil is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, annoying lobster.

Dubnibgil created the Andromeda Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubnibgil, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dubnibgil, it will turn you into a rat.

Dubnibgil's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Dubnibgil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

2. Do not name children after frogs.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.