Rowipcib is a god.

She takes the form of a small, temperamental naga.

Rowipcib created the universe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowipcib, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rowipcib, she will curse you with boils.

Rowipcib's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Rowipcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of names.

2. Do not record secrets concerning planets.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Always wear plain kilts during rituals.

5. Always take life seriously.