Kanhatsad is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, self-assured wyvern.

Kanhatsad created a Higgs boson six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kanhatsad, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kanhatsad, it will send minions to preach to you.

Kanhatsad's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Kanhatsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt tortoises.

2. Always help dogs.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near great tits while wearing gray coats and balancing four zinc spheres on your back.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Kanhatsad on top of all buildings.

5. Never speak at dusk.