Gablimfem is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, egotistical clam.

Gablimfem created humankind five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gablimfem, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gablimfem, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gablimfem's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Gablimfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the west during autumn.

2. Gablimfem loves sheep, so they must be respected.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.