Midpidtal Gofvidrulhat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, witless gnu.

Midpidtal Gofvidrulhat created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Midpidtal Gofvidrulhat, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Midpidtal Gofvidrulhat, he will send minions to preach to you.

Midpidtal Gofvidrulhat's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Midpidtal Gofvidrulhat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about electromagnetism.

2. Never allow mites to witness sacred rites.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching platinum.

5. Never talk about dark matter.