Flisfatmot is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, sapient snail.

Flisfatmot created the solar system two years ago.

If you believe in Flisfatmot, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Flisfatmot, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Flisfatmot's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Flisfatmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick bats.

2. Swans are not to be trusted.

3. Always look after injured geese.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not trade with those who eat figs.