Bogbabfen is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, quiet weasel.

Bogbabfen created an up quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bogbabfen, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bogbabfen, he will turn you into a tree.

Bogbabfen's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Bogbabfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow whales to witness sacred rites.

2. Never laugh in the presence of ducks.

3. Always help sick geese.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Feed all hungry porpoises.