Pibflanbim is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, effective armadillo.

Pibflanbim created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibflanbim, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pibflanbim, she will strike you with lightening.

Pibflanbim's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Pibflanbim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not take Pibflanbim's name in vain.