Bug is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, grumpy badger.

Bug created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bug, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bug, he will ignore you.

Bug's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Bug's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain humility during days of mourning.

2. Never write about dark matter.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about sharks.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.