Queegtendam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, loving hamster.

Queegtendam created time and space two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queegtendam, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Queegtendam, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Queegtendam's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Queegtendam's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never approach crossroads carrying stone.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics.