Bapafbot is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, thoughtless fly.

Bapafbot created the Milkyway four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bapafbot, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bapafbot, it will turn you into a sheep.

Bapafbot's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Bapafbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dawn.

2. Bapafbot loves geese, so they must be respected.

3. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always remove shoes before entering holy places.