Henwablak is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, grumpy squirrel.

Henwablak created the Sunflower Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Henwablak, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Henwablak, he will not care.

Henwablak's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Henwablak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about dark matter near squirrels while wearing turquoise scarves.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near mice while wearing white stockings and balancing seven zinc spheres on your feet.

4. Never remain prostrate at dawn.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Henwablak on top of all buildings.