Cadzighit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, strong giraffe.

Cadzighit created the planet Mars eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadzighit, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cadzighit, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Cadzighit's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Cadzighit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black seals, for they are unholy.

2. Never remain kneeling at midday.

3. Always store aubergines above ground.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Respect your elders.