Hignegcip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, compassionate cow.

Hignegcip created Asia three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hignegcip, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hignegcip, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Hignegcip's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Hignegcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce at crossroads.

2. You must love Hignegcip.

3. Run away if eight moths approach from the north.

4. Never think about bacteria.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.