Dudgodhun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, contented deer.

Dudgodhun created humanity twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dudgodhun, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dudgodhun, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Dudgodhun's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Dudgodhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near tapirs while wearing blue jumpers and balancing three nickel spheres on your head.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.