Hugcetyok is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, omniscient wren.

Hugcetyok created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugcetyok, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hugcetyok, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hugcetyok's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Hugcetyok's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three manatees approach from the west.

2. Never adorn your back with purple markings.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

5. Never think about optics near monkeys while wearing gray tights and balancing eight tin spheres on your arms.