Von is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, moody duck.

Von created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Von, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Von, he will be very unhappy.

Von's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Von's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross mountains at dawn.

2. Never wear yellow shoes.

3. Never travel toward the west during summer.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Do not resist balance.