Bunfetdob is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, contented jaguar.

Bunfetdob created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bunfetdob, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bunfetdob, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bunfetdob's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Bunfetdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after manatees.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Do not speak of dark matter near sacred fires.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never eat bark.