Jadgutspag is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, caring naga.

Jadgutspag created the Andromeda Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadgutspag, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Jadgutspag, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Jadgutspag's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Jadgutspag's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Jadgutspag five times a day.

2. Always help sharks.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Shun those given to cruelty.

5. Do not resist balance.