Lidcimflab is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, staggering dugong.

Lidcimflab created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidcimflab, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Lidcimflab, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Lidcimflab's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Lidcimflab's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Never speak of chaos in the presence of children.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lidcimflab.