Butbunceb is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, impressive aardvark.

Butbunceb created the Sol system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Butbunceb, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Butbunceb, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Butbunceb's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Butbunceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed oranges to rats while wearing red shorts.

2. Never wear mauve rings.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching aluminium.