Wabcubbim is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, moody slug.

Wabcubbim created bats six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabcubbim, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wabcubbim, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Wabcubbim's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Wabcubbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt swans.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wabcubbim.

3. Always remove hats before entering holy places.

4. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

5. Always count to four before sleeping.