Migcabbet is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, prudent swallow.

Migcabbet created humanity eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migcabbet, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Migcabbet, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Migcabbet's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Migcabbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about solid mechanics.

2. Do not hurt manatees.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never speak at dawn.

5. Fast once a month.