Dotparkstip is a god.

She takes the form of a large, egotistical lizard.

Dotparkstip created the planet Mars eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotparkstip, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dotparkstip, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Dotparkstip's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Dotparkstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear scarves marked with cyan.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never paint your head gray.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.