Fudlakquag is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, grumpy duck.

Fudlakquag created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudlakquag, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fudlakquag, she will turn you into a duck.

Fudlakquag's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Fudlakquag's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. Never eat apples.

3. Never fashion tools from stone.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not stand on grass.