Mitcibflab is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, all-powerful shark.

Mitcibflab created a down quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mitcibflab, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mitcibflab, he will make you grow a tail.

Mitcibflab's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Mitcibflab's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never wear tights.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

4. Never touch ash while unclean.

5. Never prepare cherries during spring.