Jadpopgom Sasdagtonkfab is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, selfish bird.

Jadpopgom Sasdagtonkfab created snails two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadpopgom Sasdagtonkfab, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jadpopgom Sasdagtonkfab, it will have a low opinion of you.

Jadpopgom Sasdagtonkfab's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Jadpopgom Sasdagtonkfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run at forests.

2. Always act with humility when addressing priests.

3. Jadpopgom Sasdagtonkfab must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always share apples with strangers, but never with hamsters.

5. Always take life seriously.