Larglitpid is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, intelligent coyote.

Larglitpid created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Larglitpid, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Larglitpid, it will turn you into a goat.

Larglitpid's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Larglitpid's Holy Commandments

1. Larglitpid loves otters, so they must be respected.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not gather at bridges at midnight.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Never point your chest toward the east during prayer.